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    “Please, just listen,” Yoongi begs. “I woke up, and you and I are married and I have no fucking clue how we got here. So either I have amnesia, which I don’t think I do because I remember that fucking party and like, my real life and this isn’t that, or this is all an insane dream, even though I really don’t think it is, or I’m in an /alternate fucking reality/, but no matter what it is I fucking need this to stop, and you need to figure out how to make it stop,” Yoongi says, words coming out in a rush, practically tripping over themselves to get out of his mouth. “Okay? You need to fix this. And stop looking at me like I’m crazy.”

    (OR: Yoongi wakes up in a world where he's married to his best friend. Shit hits the fan.)

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    04 May 2021

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    “We, uh.” Namjoon pauses like he’s looking for words. He glances up at the ceiling. “We have a guest who’s staying over in the guest bedroom for the time being.”

    Yoongi furrows his brows. “Okay? Why is that such a serious matter?”

    “One of my classmates from uni reached out to me, she’s working as a psychologist consultant who specializes in—well, rather unique cases. She asked if I’d be able to help, it’s a bit of a delicate situation,” Namjoon says. “Apparently our guest—Taehyung’s his name, by the way—he’s in need of a warm, loving environment. Jihyo said she immediately thought our place would be perfect—and that we would be able to handle it.”

    Yoongi looks at all of them one by one, confused. “Handle what, exactly?”

    “He’s invisible,” Jungkook blurts out.

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    or: Taehyung has turned invisible due to continuous mistreatment. Perhaps the chaotic yet loving environment of a household with six roommates is just the thing he needs to become visible again. And perhaps Yoongi has a part to play in the process as well.

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    25 Mar 2021

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    Temptation was all it took to banish Eve from the Garden of Eden. And it was temptation that led Jimin on his little adventure into the darkest parts of Seoul. His apple was Yoongi and although he tried to be a good boy, and stay on the right path – it didn’t take long for him to accept the fact he would eat his apple of temptation every time it was presented to him. And he would do it willingly and happily.

    Or Sweet High School teacher Jimin marries scary Mafia Boss Yoongi and this is the tale of their unconventional domestic life.

    STOP POSTING THIS ONTO OTHER WEBSITES LIKE WATPAD I DON’T EVER GIVE PERMISSION TO REPOST MY STORIES.

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    21 May 2020

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    Flight attendant Jimin has been doing fine. Really, he has. But when he comes home after a tiring flight, he receives a wedding invitation from his ex, pilot captain Jeon Jungkook.

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    27 Apr 2020

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    [Picture sent]
    wait
    wait a second
    i f*cked up
    wrong number
    I F*CKED UP
    HOW 2 UNSEND
    SH*T

    Yoongi
    okay, one: why are you sending dick pics to someone you don’t already have in your contacts
    two: why the fuck do you put an asterisk in your curse words
    and three: you kind of have a nice dick so thanks for sharing??

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    21 Apr 2020

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